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My take on Wile E Coyote and Road Runner

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" Permit me to introduce myself. My name is Coyote. Wile E. Coyote, genius. "

" Brilliance. That's all I can say. Sheer, unadulterated brilliance! "

"You are a rabbit, and I'm going to eat you for supper. Now, don't try to get away! I am more muscular, more cunning, faster, and larger than you are, and I'm a genius. Why, you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten. So, I'll give you the customary 2 minutes to say your prayers."

"Now then, I can easily understand why it should puzzle you that a person of my intelligence, I.Q. 207 super genius, should devote his valuable time chasing this ridiculous road runner, this bird that appears to be so skinny, scrawny, stringy, unappetizing, anemic, ugly and misbegotten. Ah, but how little you know about road runners. Actually, the road runner is to the taste buds of a coyote, what caviar, champagne, filet mignon and chocolate fudge are to the taste buds of a man."


"Why do they always want to do it the hard way? "


It would have been a waste to leave the road runner alone , so I decided to give Wile E a little chance here ...
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Since the coyote can order acme stuff he can order a meal to go so unlike Sylvester I'm more than happy to see him get blown up.